Monday, July 28, 2008

Fore!

Yeah, so Charles Barkley may just have the worst golf swing on the planet, but you gotta love this guy... I wonder how many times he's yelled "fore" in his lifetime? He speaks his mind and doesn't think twice about it. If you ask me, he's the modern-day Yogi Berra. So today, I'm going to leave you with my top five Barkley quotes...

#5: Kenny Smith: "Charles, there's guys who go over to Europe and play overseas from America, and they dominate!"....Charles' response: "Yeah, those are called 'brothers'."

#4: Before his famous race against referee Dick Bavetta: "Dick Bavetta and Moses parted the Red Sea together"

#3: Talking about an NCAA tournament game that saw UNC miss 22 of its last 23 shots in a loss to Georgetown...Charles goes, "Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots."

#2: On one of Nate Robinson's dunks during All Star weekend in 2007: "Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!"

#1: "Poor black people are in great shape. Black people use duct tape for everything. You break a chair, use duct tape. Your pants rip, use duct tape. You tear your ACL, use duct tape!"

Now Charles wants to be a politician....Hey if Arnold can get in, why not Barkley?

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